Jesus Christ you guys.
If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
Went to California
Fired/Left my job
Got another job, working in the city at a political website - start Monday
Bought nail polish, makeup, and bandeaus
Discovered the magic of pure Shea Butter
Saw my parents for the first time in 6 months
marijuana does awful things to people like forcing them to talk about how much they smoke it on every single fucking social network every single fucking day